LurkerWithout
20 March 2009 @ 02:17 am
1) Darth Chewbacca, the Sith Strangler must face Sugar-Coated Macaque Putin

2) The preferred minor super-power would be the ability to speak both turtle AND tortoise

3) I shouldn't eat succulent babies. Which is totally unfair as they're SUCCULENT. Those are the BEST ones!

4) Popeye's financial plan is seen as the best for the nation

5) KRACKADOOOOOM!

6) The perfect gift for a loved one is to destroy their enemies

7) Results for who killed Mr. Body are inconclusive

8) Over a 1/4 of you don't want me to have a monkey butler. This makes me sad. And angry. And determined. MONKEY BUTLER YOU WILL BE MINE!

9) Its a toss up as to which would be scariest to find in your closet, bees or big spiders

10) Mork as the best roommate? Really? Williams during his coke years?
 
 
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LurkerWithout
27 February 2009 @ 03:15 am
Recently its been in the news about chimp attacks. Leading some people to try and discourage me in my quest for a monkey butler. And thats just silly. I mean millions of people EVERYDAY don't have their hands gnawed off by any kind of primate. Statistically that means I'd be perfectly safe...

Poll #1356483 Monkey Butlers
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19

Do you want a monkey butler?

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Yes indeed!
1 (5.3%)

Are you crazy? Too dangerous! It could lead to the dread Planet of the Apes!
4 (21.1%)

Hell naw. Monkeys smell and hurl poop.
5 (26.3%)

Yes, as long as it isn't one of those unstable chimp types.
0 (0.0%)

Maybe a gorilla instead. 'Cause a gorilla in a butler suit would be cool.
1 (5.3%)

Perhaps a robot butler that LOOKS like a monkey.
3 (15.8%)

Monkeys are for knife-fighting, not butlering.
1 (5.3%)

I've got a monkey butler RIGHT NOW. Jealous?
0 (0.0%)

OOOK OOOK OOK OOOK OOK OOOOOK!
2 (10.5%)

Human centrist! Our primate brethren must be freed from the shackles of servitude!
2 (10.5%)

 
 
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LurkerWithout
21 September 2007 @ 04:12 am
Poll #1058856 Superest Super-Ape?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15

Which is the best DC Super-Ape

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A golden ape that switches minds with a big game hunter?
0 (0.0%)

A Nazi vampire?
2 (13.3%)

A psychic, meglomaniacal psychotic?
3 (20.0%)

A gay French ape in love with a disembodied brain?
4 (26.7%)

A red ape that guards a magic helmet?
0 (0.0%)

A giant-size one with kryptonite eye-beams?
2 (13.3%)

A detective on a team of supernatural heroes?
1 (6.7%)

None! Marvel has better Power Primates!
1 (6.7%)

C'mon, Astro City has a group of hive mind Gorilla-Bees. Gorillas with the heads of bees!
2 (13.3%)

 
 
Current Mood: discontent